if he's not good at sex i should be allowed to have sex with someone who is. that's a totally legit statement i think
I shampoo & condition my pubes, sometimes i wish my face was closer so i could rub against it cause it feels like plush
i need a wealthy benefactor or a cocktail job. or to start stripping. or kill myself. whatever.
I'm going to show my kids 2 girls 1 cup just to scare them away from porn
I love wearing low cut shirts cuz then when class gets boring, I can look down and admire my breasts.
I am the poster child for what not to do during sex. Soon they will be calling an undesired position after me
Idk how she did it. Either she watches freakier porn than I do, or I really need to go get tested.
we're tailgating intramural basketball with hard drugs and tequila...and i think the players are taking shrooms
There are topless girls riding the lawn flamingos. I win.
Are you absolutely against sleeping in your car? Because i've done that before.
Sincerely would love to tap that, on a mountain with the wind blowing on your pubes .
sent a snap of my boobs out to my FWB his response was what happened to your other nipple ring.. how do I say it got ripped out by my other FWB last week without sounding like a slut
After the day I've had, I can't decide if donuts or fireball would be the appropriate priority.
Probably should start having regular sex again too to lose this breakup weight. Good cardio.
Dude whoeverrs house this is has only creeam cheese and beer in the fridge. Thats my kinda diet
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