i dont think duct tape can fix my g spot
lets call myth busters
Just bought the plane tickets. Light headed. Blood rush to clit oh god blue clit. Mayday mayday vagina down!
Idk man, she was drunker than me and i was sitting there talking to a raccoon about it's broken leg.
She was horrified when I asked if they had any strap on chin dildos, I was at a sex shop for gods sake must I be judged everywhere
All my interactions with my brother are drug deals at this point
U touched your head and and said "oh look blood" and then looked at me and touched my face... And said war paint
He had really great hair, but he told me he's been in a psych ward three times. I mean I know I'm a psych major, but that's too much.
I have to call my new boss to accept the job offer so you have pack the bowl while I pretend I'm a responsible adult THEN we can get high
Haha no we did it on his bed. Then rolled off into the bean bag. It was a strangely athletic performance on my behalf.
Okay, new plan. Get drunk, eat breadsticks. It's going to be great.
why did you put a dildo on the ceiling fan
the dildo had a suction cup and we had a ceiling fan what did you expect?
I believe you can. But if you can have rum with breakfast then do that. Definitely do that.
Harry Potter pub crawl tonight. You know you're living your life right when your check list for the evening is wizard robes, wand and acid.
Y’all did coke off my Puff The Magic Dragon plate.😂
come on Dane.. ive been there. im like the female version of you, except with morals
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