We should write a comic book about the many adventures of your vagina. Maybe even give it a cape or something.
and the mascot is a pinecone. its really no surprise that people here dont get laid
Do you remember peeing on the wall and then yelling at us to stop looking at your dick?
We walked because you started screaming when you finally realized he wasn't Ben Bailey and it wasn't the Cash Cab.
its not that she doesnt like having sex with you, your balls just smell worst then your ass.
First of all...stop making excuses. Second of all...Fuck the surgeon generals warning
Yea.. I remember nothing. Except that the taxi driver was 56 years old and apparently never cheated on his wife.
He had me saved in his phone as "Dick Socket". Lets see if I ever fuck him in a bathroom again.
Dude when the cops came you ran through the fence. Fucking THROUGH it. You're a master ditcher.
see that vagina ? that vagina means business
My coworker's brand new computer showed up today. He's on vacation for the next week. Brian and I are installing Windows 98 on it.
Please tell me I made it home with both shoes on
Nope
Out of all the things you could eat off of my tits you choose lettuce? Thats so healthy. Yuck.
You can't leave me alone in times of distress because I will fuck things 🙈😐
You should've seen the look on the guys face when I demanded pho and a beer the second they opened. Obviously he doesn't understand hangovers
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