Yeh xou jao i ama wa7tdud !!
Oh my god. its not even twelve thirty and you are useless.
is it true that cum stays in you for 7 years?
that's gum
They were so slutty we had to play "rarely have I ever."
The drugs are starting to wear off. Suddenly aware there's a girl with bald patches and 2 guys that don't have a full set of teeth between them.
No dude trust me, just go a strip club at their busiest hours and pick the ugliest chick. Guaranteed she blows you for under 20$, the record stands at $7.67 and a pen from Bank of America,
He referred to his cock as "The cock" like it was third party or something.
My penis has a 100% approval rating. He has never received a formal complaint. If you'd like to file one, you can go fuck yourself.
this is worse than the time i threw up a condom.
Michelle asked what I was wearing tonight. I responded with a g-string and plastic wrap. I've gotten no response since.
It's now 8:05 on a Wednesday night and I'm already going home with my bra in my purse.
if I open my eyes, my head will explode. that hungover.
Apparently I stole windex from the cab driver. Klepto Tom strikes again.
i would never take his side over yours. you coulda gotten knocked up from another dude and i'd be right there next to you blaming it on him saying some shit like "his sperm were just too sub par for you" or "shoulda had a bigger penis"
I did it again.
I drunk texted John McCain.
It was like a baby arm holding another baby arm holding an apple grove. Fuckin huge!
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