I don't even know why I got my vag waxed
Ugh, tell me about it. As each day passes and the hair grows more, I get a little more depressed.
When he goes down on me, he stares me in the eyes like a shark mocking it's prey as it devours it. Plus, his beard smells like dirty gym socks. This has got to end.
Second time this week margarita night turned homoerotic
Don't stress. That was a joke. I'd trust my pets with no one else. Accidents happen. Sometimes things go smoothly when you help a neighbor out and sometimes you electrocute their fish. Life is funny that way.
She found my old SD card with stuff I "didn't keep" or "didn't record us doing".... She's pissed but really horny. Did I just win at sex?
I forgot to ask you how long you're housesitting. By which I mean how many bones can I get in averaging 2.5 bones per day.
20.
Just checked in with my friend who walked in on us. He thinks you two had a spiritual connection and he's bugging out
He was also rolling face on molly so his perception of divinity might be slightly off
When a guy invites you to dinner and breakfast the next day it's implied that he's going to make some sweet loving in betwixt correct?
He isn't understanding any of my Fetty Wap references. He may not be a keeper after all.
I was struggling morally, but once I let go, I came pretty hard.
I just found a piece of dried shredded carrot on my bed
roommates are droppin acid, i really should stop them from staring directly at the light bulb, but their giggles are so enchanting.
But I’m still curious to know... how did the homemade porno go?
I think I fell asleep on my pizza last night. Damn, I am sauccccy.
It should be perfectly legal to tase anyone not wearing a mask.
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