Afterall, it is the real San Francisco treat
I got three cases. When they asked for id I said it was suspended for drunk driving.
AHHHH!!! note to self never google image chastity belt omfg
I bet him anal if they won...the one time Detroit decides to win, it had to be this week
Seriously, let me lead the intervention, my parents did like three with me. I know how it works.
OMG bikini contest at the bar. You can see this one chicks scar from her c-section and I'm pretty sure she is the best of the bunch.
She asked if I could convince him so shave that shit off his face so he'll have a snowball's chance in hell of getting laid.
IF IT WALKS LIKE A MANWHORE AND QUACKS LIKE A MANWHORE, HE PROBABLY HAS VD.
I lost the back to your old name tag last night in a girls shirt. It got me a view of some titties though, I guess in some way you're still doing your brotherly deeds
I was hooking up with him and then someone banged on the door and shouted "When you get the chance, will you put the weed on the veranda?"
She actually purred while I was balls deep in her! I have never been so proud to buy plan b at 6:30 in the morning.
I'm about to eat a 2month old weed brownie I just found in my lax duffel bag. will you answer if I call you in like an hour and a half
Babe if there was a way to give a back rub and head at the same time that's what I would ask for my birthday, Christmas and of course right now. Please think about how and get back to me.
Congratulations! We have a period
my night went from a boring school play to hotboxing a car with 3 criminals
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