Raging hang over. 6AM finish. Shat on a bag of trash in an alley. D L that last bit.
Guess what I'm doing tomorrow?
Becoming a productive member of society?
Sam. Come on.
I just smoked a bowl while riding a horse. This has been a productive vacation.
No I am not eating basil off your cock
Everytime the frat boy touches his bro's ass after making a cup take a drink
Just took 4 secret shots in his bathroom to not remember him naked.
That's the international "my vagina is unoccupied, come talk to us" chant. You have your mission. Go.
No, I know her type. Tall, lanky, uses teeth when giving head, and runs like a giraffe. Don't do it man..
I would feel bad that's he's locked out naked, but the world should really see that.
She's chasing her own tail and is afraid of her own feet. My stoner cat, ladies and gentlemen.
Good, I don't think Coke dipped ring pops hold up in the mail anyway.
I just had sex on my divorce papers. I've never felt so poetic.
I started my period on international women's day. It's like the world is congratulating me and punishing me for being a woman at the same time
we didn't even throw knives this time! it was just the carrot peeler
I remember yelling at him telling him that the strippers were "nice people."
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