No. You are not the Kate in this relationship. I will do what I want.
im not an educated person. i just do things. and it works out in my favor
Hey I never found my wallet but i did find a bag of 14 soft taco supremes
I have your wallet. Trade you for the tacos.
They poked me and kept screaming "LAUGH DOUGH BOY" it's like 3rd grade all over again.
If you ever find a dick that big chop it off and bring it to me.
raced the clock twice to day to see if i could get off before my computer died and before i left for my noon bar crawl... win, win
lets go back to having secrets in our friendship
The best part about living in a college town is the annual rush of senior girls who want to get in their lesbian experiment before they graduate.
Woke up in your shoes. Please tell me you woke up in mine
Though I don't usually want to turn down ladies who want to liquify my clothing with their eyes, I made an exception.
ORGASMS AND PIZZA
PIZZA AND ORGASMS
i guess she just walked over ass naked and peed on his laptop. gonna call an over price on that drunk sex.
And you seriously thought you could just walk in naked with a bow tied around your penis?
It seemed like a good idea at the time...
My thoughts mid terrible hookup: do people normally read a magazine right about now?
I love you so much and not just because your dick is perfect
I do have a moral compass! I can’t help it if it only points at penises
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