i fuckib htae you, you church bitch.
FIrst one done
How did it go?
I dunno I taled about women being treated wrong and quoted Ice T. So probably a "c"
You were in the garage half naked counting your ribs and talking about how you had too many
She had to leave early so she could get ready for her high school's homecoming. I hope her date likes sloppy seconds.
Can't a girl send out a 4 pm booty call anymore
The floor and the wall just switched. I'm falling.
It was weird. Like "Mom, Dad, here's a guy who knows my orgasm face".
You've been drinking wine and eating bacon all afternoon. HOW IS THAT DOING GOOD?!?!
I still can't believe he came down from his hiding place in the tree voluntarily because he didn't want us to have to talk to the cops alone...
PS my house is a mess.
pps I have a rash on my face.
We have a nice shopping list..vibrators and roller blades
Priorities
I have so many feelings about this burrito
It's my birthday weekend! I'm getting a Brazilian and he's going to fucking Arkansas. Where the fuck are his priorities?
Good news my life of crime finally paid off
I'm nothing if not determined to sleep with everyone at that company
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