Please tell me its not ok to love a 17 year old....no matter how hot he is and how sexy his eyebrow ring is oh lord
Let's roleplay tonight. I'll be drunken diva and you be sexy sober.
IF that's your way of making me dd then count me out.
I just caught Brandon licking the fake chocolate on a smores ornament
A guy at the bar bought me a jag bomb because I'm the chick that frosts his donuts at KT. Never have I been more proud of being a failure at life.
Just learned how to deliver a baby.the things i saw tonight can never be unseen
Stop making excuses. You can be here in 5 and cumming in 10
Brought him brownies before taking his pants off. I'm like the Martha fucking Stewart of booty calls. Walk of shame be damned.
Free tacos and bad night are never used in the same sentence
whose ass print is on the piano?
Idk man, she was drunker than me and i was sitting there talking to a raccoon about it's broken leg.
Is it wrong that I get drunk and let him eat me out then fall asleep? He offers me so much and yet I do nothing. I feel like a republican.
I appreciate the I'll come bail you out of jail tone in the text
so an orgy is about to happen in the next room if you wondered where i am currently at in life
I don't trust my subconscious. It sleeps with my exboyfriend sometimes.
Dude I'm fucking tired of freshman, there are god damn teeth marks on my dick again
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