capris are just wrong
its like "what can i possible wear to make myself look short and fat? Oh I know!!"
You left half a beer on someones car and claimed it was a second day of hanakuh gift
all i remember is screaming butter knifes are for pussies.
But I thought everyone had breakup sex?
I got rejected. By another girl. At a red light. In front of seven shirtless cyclists in the middle of the night. How is that normal?!?
yes i am an adult who snuck out of my parents house to cuddle with a guy and then came home and listened to taylor swift. judge me all you want.
we had break-up sex in a port-a-potty. how do you think it went?!
Would it be weird if your parents sold me weed?
I vaguely remember us chasing shots by licking each other's faces last night. Our friendship has reached another level completely.
Apparently I give handjobs in my sleep. So that's interesting.
I almost wanna stick a tampon in and sneeze bent over to see if it actually shoots out
My diet has been 80% Fun Dip this week, soooo, no. Not good.
You know it's NBA season when you compare head to 3 pointers.
I'm ne vrr drinkjng againnnnnnnn dforeal.
I need to find a divorced guy with a boat and let my tits do the talking
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