Hey its my first time.
I think you mean "it's my first time"
So instead of cumming in her, I peed in her...
What did she do!?
I didn't tell her...
all we need is a web designer
and a bunch of prostitutes
hapi new year, hope this year brings u happiness and lots of sexi people ;)
stop writing like that.
True friendship; bangin a girl to get ur friends hat back
Just had a handjob preempted by a huge bolt of static electricity leaping from her fingertip to my sack. I hate this time of year.
i remember you telling me to take a shower, brush my teeth, go get back in bed w her, and "just do what i was born to do." and as soon as i stopped yacking i did just that. you saved my birthday.
Earned the respect of a group of freshman by chugging Das Boot while hanging out a window and lost it shortly after by wrecking a clown bike into them.
It was over as soon as he asked if he could name my vagina pancake.
He started going down on me while we were watching Land Before Time.
Incredible.
Just realized i left my bra at his house. WHY do i suck at one night stands?!
I'm gonna play this game called Conquer the Dicks. I think it is self explanatory.
All i remember from last night was that i was sitting on the toilet for a good hour eating a philly cheesesteak hotpocket... then i woke up... in my bed.
Having random cyber sex while watching to catch a predator just seems wrong.
The fuck kind of sorcerer makes a pact with tequila
Most of the people I know from AA
Haha touché
Randomize
