i barfeds in our rink
Yeah, she'd be cute...but she has faith. It's a problem down south.
omg i forgot michael madsen was in free willy this is the most epic movement of my stoned life
You just kept saying over and over "Tell me I won't do it." Someone finally told you you won't. You did. Welcome to herpes.
trsut me youll find me, im the only kanye west here and every1 is chanting dbag at me
He said he has something to give me... I swear to God if it's a joint or a framed picture of his penis i'm going to kill him
Operation liquormelon is in full effect. We may die tonight.
Ima go for a jog. and I'm going to jog until I throw up a lung. then I'll crawl home.
You offered me some of your "Jungle Juice." It was just 151 and Absinthe. I don't know how you are still alive.
I just smoked weed with my physics professor. Tell me how my life is this.
He came home at 2 AM on roller skates with his hair dyed pink while singing "Sweet Transvestite" and throwing glitter on all of us and everything we own. We had to call a cleaning guy.
How good was the sex? She sent me a fruit basket the next day.
sorry for running off in the middle of that heart to heart. free food.
Why is everyone giving me a hard time for drinking?!
Your in the library.
half way down the stairs my legs said fuck this and i just fell the rest of the way...
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