I woke up, mistook him for my ex, and started screaming. It was all that chest hair. I don't think this relationship is going anywhere.
new midget porn idea. Wizard of Jizz: Munchkins Revenge
I KNOW you don't honestly think you can pay me back in lotto tickets.
So currently I have a block of cheese duct taped to my air conditioner in lieu of a fridge.
during charades she pointed to herself and you guessed 'girl who wants to fuck me'
Alright whatever you say... But in the future when you really wish you had a dildo don't come crying to me about it.
I'd like to stay optimistic, but I have this nagging suspicion my penis is in for a disappointing holiday weekend.
Yes. Amanda is the only option and I want cake so I can sacrifice my vagina.
No shame December is a go.
Oprah Winfrey is a jealous, vengeful god
You're going to hell! And you're going to hell! And you! And you. You're all going to hell!!!
Then again, he has huge mansions.
*manboobs.
my night stand is a mini fridge, dont even try to get on my level of laziness.
Great news. Our sex broke my otter box
I think he's only dating me for my ass...
you found yr lighter in yr cleavage and said so that's where you've been all my life
looked it up online and zoo tickets are only 20 bucks and there's also a museum of science close to the hotel.
i'm not going to a FUCKING museum. i want to be wasted and possibly double penetrated... have you EVER been on vacation?
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