I tried karate at age 7 and quit after realizing it conflicted with watching new episodes of "Full House."
so pretty much your parents know your seeing a girl on the side, let her come over and just dont say anything to your girlfriend?
Is King's over? Or do I still have to say 'On Matt's cock' at the end of every sentence on matt's cock?
I know I hit you with my car but people express love in different ways. Everyone is different.
So apparently when he was telling people he was in Alaska for 6 months he was actually in jail
New major. Tourism Management. I dont know what it is but it sounds like something all the stupid slutty failed business management majors do.
PS- I just stirred my mimosa with a slice of bacon
just found a piece of pizza in my dresser.....i remember you saying you were going to save one for later so i'm assuming this is your doing
I'll be a little late, "getting ready for the party" turned into "smoking a bowl and doing lines in my room for an hour and a half." But I'm on my way now. With coke. And weed.
They're re-releasing Titanic in 3-D. Can I interest you in a joint venture to create the greatest drinking game of all time? I think yes
So really what you're asking for is an allowance to not have sex on our futon.
Landen experienced Greenville for the first time last night. He was awaken by 2 cops and 4 EMS guys this morning in the bed of that truck that is for sale at the swashbuckler carwash, said he was trying to walk to waffle house... Greenville- 1, Landen- 0
What happened to fro yo and sex?
Blow jobs in the hobby lobby parking lot, oh lawd there gonna pray for me when they review those tapes ...
His ex told me that she wanted me to "take care of" him but from the way she said it I couldn't tell if she wants me to look after him or murder him.
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