Hey I don't know if you will get this but all I know is you are so beautiful to .ee and? I dare anyone to stop me me from caring for you ante so beautiful so I kid you not gorgeous iyoiu are so beautiful to me i dare som.eone too stioo you
hey, we don't wanna leave the house because we're watching fireworks on tv. this is america.
You were running around the house covered in syrup, with shredded down pillow feathers on your body screaming "AFLACK!" at everyone
Well, what part of "I've heard she has crabs" didn't you take into consideration?
i dont mean to point any fingers but there is a lot of urine in the kitchen
he just asked me to email him a handle of captain morgans...how sober do you think he is?
i just ate a whole pizza and threw it back up in the time span of 13 minutes. give me the number to guiness book of world records.
This girl did not understand, once police sirens go on, road-head needs to STOP
I took my shirt off and stood in the kitchen for an hour and a half talking to his parents about my tattoos
So as your former husband, I get to give you away at the wedding right?
the party has pretty much ended, it's just 20ish of us jumping and grinding to music from some guy's phone in the corner.
...im seriously confused as to why this doesn't make sense to you. Girl hostage, rob casino. Makes perfect sense.
So much for doing Irish car bombs in my grandpa's memory.... Asshole.
Just had an oven catch fire while I was balls deep. Fire department came, I did not.
Should I bring my 4 pairs of bunny ears? Or is that too weird?
4 pairs might be a bit much
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