I see my mary-anne walkin' awa-y-y! Bow Nahw now new, ne ne ne ne ne, ne ne nehw, ne ne new new Nah dan ah bwawn-now, ba bwan'll buh dada bwiddly doo.
That was supposed to be me air guitaring the solo from More than A Feeling
Kareoke will never be a sober sport
So i'm in mason getting an ultrasound.. and there are a bunch of hicks in here with their wild ass children and this one young mom yells at her kid "harley sit!"
You should introduce yourself as garth. As in garth brooks.
Tried killing a moth in our bathroom. Water everywhere. Don't worry about it.
do you think they make "congratulations unfit mother" greeting cards?
or abortion recommendation cards.
both roomates are passed out on the floor. I feel like I'm missing out on crucial bonding time by sleeping in my bed.
He got about halfway through singing "Drift Away" before he passed out and broke my coffee table.
I feel bad for the next person that's gonna live in my room. There's so much semen on the carpet
You guys bombarded us in the bathroom and that kid whipped his dick out and peed in the sink.
Sex aside I am really scared about Syria...
My mom and sister were over. When my drunk roommate came home, he yelled "GOT BITCHES IN MY CONDO"
I swear to fucking god if he takes away netflix I will have no problem sending his gf our sex videos
Woke up in a fanny pack with a bag of cocaine on my cheek
I licked your asshole in confidence.
You let the ASEXUAL teach sex Ed?!
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