Done. Eyebrows are waxed, entire body shaved
I'm smoking weed out of a trumpet
I just did a slip and slide down the hall way of my apartment building
Tie
he smelled like listerine and beef tacos
Just look for the house with the beer knights.
All I can remember is being told by a guy named Kyle to stay in the corner until the cops left. Then waking up on a porch outlined in beer cans 8 blocks from my house. Pregaming for college.
He said female orgasms are a myth and refuses to even try to give me one.
So I'm at the VFW tonight and the shot special here is straight 151 for 2 dollars. They must hate our livers
I WANT MY VAGINA TO POUND AT NICE THINGS.
he had a beard, sexy nerd glasses and kept referring to his penis as 'this dick' its like jesus was saving my perfect match for my prime
I think that all guys are assholes, some of them just have less assholeish qualities that we accept in our lives and that we can look past enough to deal. They have to be a pretty special asshole.
Last night I went outside to our neighbors and asked them to put in money with me to get a hot tub for our patio. Niceeeee
You know darned well I have a well-documented weakness for redheads, Subway and hand-drawn graphic novels.
i think im in europe. pls send help
Would it be totally wrong, that in honor of princess leias death, I role played as her??
What a way to start the day. Staring at penis for 3 hours
It's pretty much my favorite thing ever
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