Tell her to GTFO!!!!! JAI HO!!!!!
I'm going to shit on something weird... I can't wait
if you made me into a cookie and threw me into a betty crocker easy bake oven on christmas morning...that's how baked i am
I was so high i started crying when i saw how much puppychow was there.
Just fucked my roommate on the first night of our 12 month lease. 2010 will be awkward.
I coulnt tell if he was cumming or if I was throwing up
I voted for him because his wife supports his raging sex life.
Not sure why, but I was running back and forth across the road. Cab hit me and gave us a free ride home.
Dinner?
YES CON MARGARITAS POR FAVOR!!!! MUCHO MARGARITAS!!!
tell me why they applauded then the bartender locked himself in the bathroom when i walked into the bar today ????
You come home the day the world is supposed to end. Well played Mayans.
He can only pee with the faucet running. It's like I'm dating a fucking toddler.
Have you ever got so drunk that you tasted the future?
At one point, the bartender wrote out the words "please kill me" on some receipt paper and slid it across the bar to me.
Nothing cures your heart after a boy calling you unattractive than a big fat dick
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