I just found out she jerks off to lesbian porn too honest to god
you wouldn't believe how perfect a match this is its scary
yah I made NO friends last night. at one point i think i replaced talking with spitting
The sex was so good, I called my ex during the 2nd time just so he could hear. Is that mean?
Woke up wearing just a scarf, the holidays are definetly here
Not sure if you carved a butthole or vagina in that pumpkin but that didn't stop high Phil from mounting. My study group is horrified.
I love you more with every blowjob.
You should write for Hallmark.
well, the two that sent pics I've already been with, so at least its not just BAM HERE'S MY PENIS IN YOUR INBOX ENJOY THOSE MEGAPIXELS
Roommate just came in drunk and tweaked out because my tv has a DVD player built in. Waaaaaayyyy too sober for that conversation.
We hit a golf ball off Brady's ass. His dignity flew away into the night.
Would I chase a raccoon with a flaming stick sober?
Mom looked at me, frowned, and said "it makes me sad to see you drink before noon.." So i told her if she doesn't like it she needs to stop waking me up before noon.
You are the best. Or certainly adequate for tempering my unholy desires.
That's the nicest thing you've ever said to me.
three of my fingers are bleeding and the only thing on my phone rn is a google search of 'Allison Janney'
ugh, my whole family is going ape shit over my sister's pregnancy blog. I dont get it? Anyone can get knocked up! I had rebound sex with a new york ranger last night, now that is something to fucking blog about.
If by science you mean beer then YES!!!!
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