You litterally reached into some girls shirt, pulled out her tit and yelled whats up with this guy.
FYI, if you pee in my bed (or even let R___ and E___ sleep in it), I will fart loudly during your wedding vows. Trust.
is not sure whether or not everyone at the club last night calling me a-easy is a good thing?
I don't get why Lindsay Lohan doesn't just blame her bad behavior on her twin sister from the Parent Trap. I mean nobodys seen her since.
He has a chalkboard tally in his bathroom of "Me vs. Toilet". He's losing.
I want to meet new people and vomit on their things instead\n
On an unrelated note, i found out who duct taped shoelaces to my face
I have so much boob sweat I could bathe a baby
Remember when there was a happier time when people could all hang out together with out the awkwardness of the fact that she stole $1000 and cheated on a brother with another brother !?!??
I said to him "i can't have sex with anyone in my friend's living room" then he said "we can move the air mattress into the kitchen"
Tequila, beer, rum, gin, and vodka all mixed in my body last night. The whole "never turn down free booze" is catching up to me. Hungover = understatement of the year.
I'M SO LONELY THAT I TEXTED THE FRESHMAN
I asked him to have birthday sex with me via xbox live
Dude you came into the room last night soak and wet and told me you just took a shit in the shower
I just recommended that the library purchase the first major hentai with tentacle porn. Really, I'm doing everyone a favor.
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