it's a well known fact that sluts are attracted to bright colors
american apparel?
try lime green
I just realized I use Twitter to keep of track of when I get drunk.
I'm pretty sure I have a cold now from having sex on the hood of my car in the rain. Worth it? Absolutely.
I guess, just don't make it awkward
MY FUCK BUDDY'S MOTHER FRIEND REQUESTED ME! IT'S ALREADY AWKWARD COREY
Also yeah I would definitely have to say that one of my favorite things to do is to get high and pet cats.
It wasn't so much skinny dipping. It more like skinny walking...through a fountain.
Yoga may not b such a good idea for me today. My liver is obviously in cahoots with my colon to pay me back for the past 24 days of misuse . Downward dog could have catastrophic consequences.
Dude, I traded weed for crunch berries. Happy Thursday.
I found us a new booze connection and I'm writing college admissions essays. The future is bright.
He Dutch ovened me while I was hiding under the covers from his mom. Needless to say it did not end well.
I'm sitting here listening to fat joe and doing kegels I have given up
If walking through the neighborhood with a bottle of tequila and margarita mix is postgrad life, I'm okay with it
Hey, before I head out, whats your policy on casual drug use and one night stands?
I've never had to say don't judge me for chip clips in the shower before
I sharted in court today and had to sit on it for about three and a half hours.
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