Hey baby girl when you gonna let my tongue get up in that ass like i'm an explorer trying to go deep under on a quest for the lost city of atlantis
your text was fucking rediculious. Will let you eat my asshole though.
I denied three guys and puked everywhere because I love you.
I just heard someone say "gosh-darnit" and they didn't have a southern twang. I worry for New York.
I just took my friends on a tour of all the places I've had sex in my house. I dont know if that's more slutty, or the fact that it took 2 hours to complete..
who said I'd never amount to anything...i just won 'most enthusiastic' at my poledancing class
I'm not making any promises. But if I start throwing food at you, just go with it.
She ditched her BF in the library to come see me wasted at a house party and i still ended up banging that rugby chick instead.
Im rolling face in a pizzeria. I want to be with people who love me.
Well I was going to go home but vodka happened.
I'm kinda surprised he wouldn't be honored to take me back as a fuck buddy.
He wants Portugal to lose so badly he threw out all the sangria. You know how depressing it is to watch someone dump 4 gallons of heaven?
I've officially dedicated my newly single life to making myself squirt.
So, i might have left my morals back in 2011.
Wow I really just sharted up in this Kroger
Bring shot glasses to the final. Don't ask questions.
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