Bro can a girl get pregnant if i jizz in her mouth?
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The karaoke bar doesnt have electric avenue. Ill just have to pick another song and sing the lyrics to electric avenue
I found my old addy guy via fb who clearly understands the supply and demand curve of addy during finals so he's gonna hook me up.
I don't make the first move. Ever. Unless were playing monopoly cause that's my shit
You fell asleep with your fingers in my vagina. You made this a relationship.
You have to wear the princess leia gold bikini every Sunday
WE COULD TOTALLY DO ECSTASY AND GO TO THAT CAT SHELTER OFF OF BROADWAY.
If you don't want me in your apartment then lock your door better
Do you rver get that feeling like their are poprocks filling ur boday?
"I made out with someone too, but then he tried to fuck and I played dead"
You throw up behind 1 mannequin and it's world war 3 in forever 21
There's a kitten on my face and I'm druuuunk
I offered to trade my cat for a bottle of tequila as long as it had a handle on it and realized I had a problem
That guy u hooked me up with kept calling me james while were doing it...
I went with vodka instead of tequila tonight so I make better decisions. Fool proof plan.
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