I left when they started reinacting what appeared to be a jerry springer episode
He said "I know I'm not gay. I fucked a guy once and didn't like it"
Found a bar with a washer and dryer and they serve food. I never have to leave
can we meet up so i can piece together the end of my night? for instance, did i jump or fall into a plant?
I cannot for the life of me remember why I am holding this rabbit.
Guess which fraternity was just playing car to car frisbee in the McDonald's drive thru! Did you guess mine?
How do we turn this unicorn pinata into a bong?
weekly advice from mom, "Drink vodka, it las hess calories"
He used the panoramic camera on his iPhone to take a picture of his dick. And it actually filled it. Pretty sure I just came.
She's blowing me while I'm watching air jaws. I love shark week.
Molly I still can't believe u puked in that guys hands and still got laid
I got her number but I don't think I'll be able to smash, I was pretending to be British AND I forgot her name
Nothing to be ashamed of. I bet Oprah has sharted.
I didn’t want to see that boob. I told her not to show me but she said “no, I’m going to show you”
Never go to your parents' super bowl party. I learned, in great detail, "Why Aunt Trisha is a hoe" Not enough beer on the eastern seaboard.
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