I hope you get the herp and dife. The emd.
So this text is costing me two dollars because I'm out of the country, but I just wanted to let you know it went well with the stripper last night
my mom sold the house because of the grow room the couple saw i had in the basement.
There's so much relief when you realize you wake up in your own bed
I'm now at that point where it just feels natural to do a few shots of whisky with breakfast and then head to work
Its not even 10am and we are talking about what guys assholes we would finger.
He managed to scream "cowabunga bitch" before he went down on me. Let me know if you still like him.
As a fat white girl from Texas I can honestly say that she gave fat white girls from Texas a bad name.
So like 5 seconds in I realize I knew him in 3rd grade and I went limp in his mouth. It felt like I just murdered the last unicorn ever. Going straight never felt like an option till now.
no dude free pina colada`s taste like what I would expect my penis to taste like except gay-er.
fuck it. im taking monday off to do some Jagering.
I'm going as either a recovering alcoholic, or as a guy who came to the party straight from work. Too literal?
Hey. It's Michael. The guy that had his tongue in your mouth last night. Just wanted to check in with you.
This is bullshit, I shit my pants for the 1st time in 30 years, stuck on the 405, fuck this shit.
Depends
I just realized u compared me to a coconut
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