you can still come hang out if you want
I really don't feel like watching you play video games
Living right is spending a lot of time in someone's ass
My boyfriend cheated on me...what do I do?! :( JK IM BREAKIN UP WIT DAT
im probably the most hungover person watchin icarly right now
his tattoo said carpe diem which i thought was ironic considering his epilepsy
This girl named her kid Rainforrest. If I die, just know it was from laughing so fucking hard.
i know and i thought i was only capable of loving dick and drugs, im so happy
I just banged your sister. Thats what you get for takibg my lunch money in 2 grade, boom, boom fiyyaa powaa
I was giving a campus tour, when a drunk senior came up behind me and shouted at the group, "If Jesus ain't your homeboy - get the fuck off this campus!" Looks like his religion course is paying off...
Let me begin to explain the rest of last night by beginning with saying that out if necessity I took a pair of your underwear
Is your gma going to be okay with me passed out drunk on the ground
I've just never heard the term serendipitous used to describe having one's asshole licked.
gin. gin. Gin. GIN GIN GINGINFFdJH
You know its awkward when your mom walks in on you and your boyfriend yelling surprise....I was scared into an orgasm
Don’t get me wrong—I love silver and bracelets—but handcuffs are not a good look on me…
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