Her sister's ass was worth my getting thrown out of the house.
you kept screaming i cant feel my vagina, it kinda killed the mood.
hey got me stoned for the first time when i was 14. there is no bond stronger
It's called the eyeliner-blowjob correlation, read a science book bro
You need to let him know my only agenda is coke and sadness.
He stopped responding after the animal pictures... I do this EVERY TIME.
PLEASE DON'T BE HEARTLESS COME AND GET ME FROM THE BAR I'M HIGH AS SHIT AND I LOST MY SHOES
I'm not worried. All I have to do is not be the drunkest painter at 8:00. Golden.
I'm a college student and my dad gets more ass than I do..... do you see a problem here?
It was easier that asking where the vagina platter is.
So I woke and tried to get up. Then I realised my foot was stuck in the pocket of the pool table.
Idk. The bad part of me thinks it's a good idea. The bad part is also the stupid part.
Just don’t be like me and break up between Christmas and NYE and then get blackout on NYE and puke in your undies.
If it's any consolation she turned out to be has a collection of clown dolls she talks to crazy. And the cops knew why I was calling when she key locked the door from inside.
It’s only loud for those who wanna get loud. The bowlers are protected.
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