would you consider dating someone with braces an investment?
I wish life was like the Sims. Right when you're pregnant the music would play and I would just know instead of agonizing for the next two weeks.
is it bad that the only reason i knew what antidote meant in class today, was from years of playing pokemon?
Someone just uploaded pictures on facebook of you making out with random girls. I'm telling you because I'm assuming you don't remember anything, but the 236 pictures in the album should give you a good clue.
so there is either a lot of blood or a lot of wine in the shower....
Forgot to mention...Pamela Anderson has HPV, so i feel like im in good company
I guess at this point I should stop judging guys on their looks and more on their major and trust fund. Growing up sucks.
No, I got those cupcakes fair and square. That homeless man should have known not to underestimate the determination of a stoned chem student.
We ate our feelings. Then drank our feelings. I feel feminism delivered.
Braid them armpits, sister.
Have you SEEN his girlfriend?? Or talked to her? Christ almighty I'd drink every day just to die let alone black out
As soon as the clock wound down to zero, she declared "HALF-TIME HEAD" and pulled down my pants. After the swallow, she said "BEER CHASER," got me a new one, and asked if she could make me a sandwich. Pretty sure she's lobbying hard for a ring.
That moment when you can't decide if you should vote for the random frat guy you have head to at the beginning of the semester for business and technology senator.
He came home at 2 AM on roller skates with his hair dyed pink while singing "Sweet Transvestite" and throwing glitter on all of us and everything we own. We had to call a cleaning guy.
My makeup bag looks like it has lips and wants to sing to me... Too high?
We could have fun in a cardboard box. Think of the damage we could do at an amusement park!
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