Seriously, stop being so datable w your movie/song prefs
Should I go home with him even though I know my Run DMC undies have skid marks on them?
dude she has hot friends.. do you want blonde brunette or red head.. maybe asian?
what is this build-a-bear? .. just gimme one thats breathing
No amount of marijuana is enough to justify blood on my ceiling
ugh... I can't wait for campus to get back. Then everyone will have other things to try to have sex with besides me.
So, this year for my birthday, want to get rip-roaring schmammered and watch my episode of my super sweet 16? We can do lines off my tiara.
This may be a weird question to ask someone who is 21 years old, but are you grounded?
Hah I guess I sent that to like ten people, along with another one of me sitting in a bath tub eating an ice cream sandwich.
Man. Apparently I blacked out between the 4th margarita and my air mattress. Asleep in my jeans at 10pm. Mom outdrank me again.
But I'm currently thinking of all my bad decision making last night and giving myself a time out.
Do you think they'll deliver pizza to my mouth
Now all I have unanswered questions and a fucked up finger
WTF. I was 99% sure I went straight home last night. I just woke up hugging a chair, and my tux pocket has a flask filled with what I think is red bull and gatorade. This has to be your doing.
bonging vodka is the same level of "good idea" as eating machetes
you are the only girl i know that would bring a plate of cookies to a hook up. but they were awesome. thanks. next time cupcakes?
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