Dude, it's gettin so bad even my fantasies just wanna be friends.
I have one brief flash of having his dick in my hand. that's all I remember.
when a girl feels in her heart, the way she feels in her vagina, anything is possible.
he made me have a moment of silence for the half of my ice cream cone i threw away.
Dude she gave you head while I was in the closet, we've passed the "awkward" phase.
If he comes over tomorrow, im answering the door naked. Simple as that.
The 12 year old son winked and made eyes at me while his father fed me vodka gummy bears. Gameday yo
Can vaginas get frostbite?
The extent of "getting it in" was this creepy guy sticking his finger in my bellybutton
I apologize for tapping your ass. It was a friendly tap. Like Casper. Ya know
Sitting in bed reading a porn novel off my phone and accidentally just made Siri start reading the most graphic part aloud. FUN FIRST NIGHT WITH THE NEW ROOMIE.
If you bet guys that you can drink them under the table they will pay for your drinks all night until they pass out. I have this down to a science that I think even my dad would appreciate.
It was 3 am when she drunkenly tried to deep-fry a banana.
How'd she do that?
i accidentally gave my stepdad ketamine so id say it was a fun weekend.
I thought I was drunk because I kept grabbing his arm instead of his dick
But then I realized it wasn’t his arm and that I was very lucky
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