Did you know they have alcohol AND weed delivery in Canada??? I'm not EVER coming home
He adopted an old drug sniffing dog so that he won't lose his weed around the house anymore. It works.\n
Just saw a woman in a hospital gown with a Steelers jersey on top smoking a cigarette while hooked up to an IV outside of the hospital. I love Pittsburgh.
just ran into my gynecologist at the liquor store... i think she's found the source of my problems
did i really just refer to you as "the mid season replacement"
All I remember is taking a bath, puking in the bath water numerous times while trying to wash myself and I must of eventually given up
Whatever dude, I don't feel bad about it. If my girlfriend finds out even SHE should give me a high five. That bitch was fine
I don't like him near enough to give up day drinking AND my prostitute costume
People were drinking out of 26ers with straws, and somewhere someone yelled "fill me with dicks!" I'm home.
I think drinking White Russians at half past four in the afternoon is perfectly acceptable. I'd bought a LOT of milk and cream that needs to be used up. Resourceful, check, fuckable, check. You have a great girlfriend here pal.
Are you vicariously golddigging through me?!
This whole quitting my bad habits all at once is really messing with my ability to function.
Whenever someone said no you would yell "Die Motherfucker." Kind of like some twisted drinking game.
YOU FUCKED THE DARE INSTRUCTOR DIDN'T YOU?
i was watching the elves fighting on my knees while waiting for the shrooms to kick in then i realized
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