No, don't ignore my call, i just need to know, whats cuter a pig in boots or a miniature horse sitting down..
Kenny Powers is just a normal guy with exceptional hair
yeah he was eating me out and i didnt know someone made popcorn so I thought the smell was comming from my vagina
wtf
and you're not allowed to put a penis in you if it's attached to a 26 year old who works at blockbuster
It was like riding a jackhammer on a train during an earthquake. THAT amazing.
I woke up in your car in the McDonalds parking lot. What the hell happened to 'no man left behind'?
Standards? I'm sitting on his couch eating microwaved ramen wearing his wife's t-shirt. I don't remember what having standards even feels like.
If you got tons of KY ads on HuluPlus, it's because I hit "relevant" every time.
Definitely a Xanax and Jell-O shots kinda day...except my Jell-O shots are really just a big bowl of a Jell-O shot that I use a spoon to eat.
I'm not allowed to have sex with him again. My vagina joined in on the protest. There was a petition. All my body parts signed it.
About to throw up, bathroom line up, Bro sees me. Yells, 'PUKER GET OUT OF WAY' THEY ALL PARTED WAY THREW ME INTO A STALL AND CHEERED AS I THREW UP INTO THE TOILET. we are going back
I smell like cowboy sweat. I got two lap dances. This is the best day of my life!
We sat at the bar and made fun of everyone around us. I'm in love
I climbed on the arm of the futon, flapping my hand fan frantically and hissing imprecations at the smoke detector
Thank you for stopping me from getting a butt tattoo. That was a good call.
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