I kinda look like a classier blonde kenny powers.
I ate a lot of your sunchips. I mean a lot. Like 4 to 5 bags.
i got so high last night i cried hysterically for like 5 minutes because i dont have any superpowers
this will be a night to untag.
how do I tell the students with a crush on me, that yes, I am open to receiving blowjobs in exchange for grades?
Tuesday night just isn't my ideal coke binge night.
You may see me on espn tomorrow drunk, half naked, and selling articles of clothing to rich cougars like i did last year, but i will NOT be drinking shitty beer
They are chanting tits for freedom and I'm highly considering
We just took turns doing keg stands. 27 is way too old for this. Out of 5 of us, our best time was 9 seconds.
Pretty sure they aren't letting me back to karaoke night after I screamed "fuck every one of you tasteless hillbillies!!" because I felt they didn't clap loud enough for Jen.
When my parents ask if I met any nice guys in California, I'm going to answer, "No, but I have gone home with alot of nice girls". Too much, too soon?
I'm trying to be sexual and you're sending me smashmouth lyrics
Dude, do you think he'd be pissed if he found out that I always reference him as my starter husband?
Like if I exploded right now there would be cum and fajitas everywhere.
How high do u want to get? Just kind of high or yelling at swans high...
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