I tried karate at age 7 and quit after realizing it conflicted with watching new episodes of "Full House."
I've decided to film a documentary centered around how he manages to keep that beast caged in such tight pants
It only happened twice. Once we used extra virgin olive oil and once I used saliva and brute force.
So she said she wears a diaper when she's on her period and I'm not going to lie, I kind of want to see the diaper.
You can't date a girl from every country.
I'm the captain planet of women
if im not pregnant im gonna be so pissed for spending the money from my weed fund on the test
wow, a mother in the making
I'm going to see if it catches on fire again, then I'll make the decision.
Just helped a homeless man panhandle outside of Wawa, made him $6.31. Where are you?
There's not an emojicons for I think I ripped my asshole and want to die.
it's a simple rule - pass out shirtless on the couch, become an airsoft target.
I had to physically pry the rocks out of your hands so you wouldn't throw them at the guy with the cowboy hat. You probably would've missed anyways.
Rule of thumb; if you ask me if my tits are fake you will not get to touch them.
I fail to see the problem of enjoying a glass of wine while I poop...
the point I'm tryimg to make is that you didn't need to take the whole box in with you
He walked up to anal ring toss like he was going to win you a teddy bear
come pick your gf up from my house. she's sitting in the fridge and hissing at the cat to let her eat the potatoes. btw i dont have a cat
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