So how was he last night?
Five-minute foot-long.
sorry if i was weird last night, had weird deja vu that we had done that before, i mean with the peanut butter.
we had.
well that explains the rash. i dont think i should see you again.
I left my keys in the garlic bread freezer in Publix.
i find it depressing how it takes me longer to find a good video compared to the actual jacking off process.
The sweet smell of jungle juice and bad decisions is calling our name.
It's like being the dunk pilot of a plane full of pornstars and drunkenness.
as I was walking out the door her and her roommate started singing "toot it and boot it".. I'm in love
Is it some european holiday today? We both woke up to find loaves of bread in our rooms...
Hey, I'm renting a storage locker for the summer to keep all my bondage shit in so my parents don't see it. You wanna split on it for your all your weed shit?
I just realized I haven't had a date or a potential possibility of a date in about a year. Then I realized I wanted to actually go on a date. But I'm sitting here getting high instead of being at a party. Life.
Just saw a man in a motorized chair roll by drinking a beer. It's 9:45 AM. I love Louisiana.
It's such a sad loss when a hot guy finds Jesus and grows a neckbeard
HE LIVES IN ANOTHER STATE
actually scratch that last text, he's the perfect boyfriend. He stays faithful and doesnt find out about all the guys here. it's a win-win
Wearing panties to a party gives you a whole new perspective on life.
You kept sayin "its alright, I'm pre-med" to everything we said. EVERYTHING.
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