Hoooooo maaaaan
Yes?
I'm retarded. Again.
The douche that always wears spandex at the gym just walked into class with a dick going into his mouth drawn on his face. The professor said "rough night" and he still has no idea. Tyring to get a pic
also I just used a straw to drink the juice out of a tomato b/c I forgot how to bite.
He was wearing his Class of 2007 shirt so I sat there for 5 minutes and read all the names of the guys I can remember giving head to.
It was like having sex with a donkey. Everytime she got close she would kick me.
Are we responsible for the snowmen doing it doggy-style in my front yard?
We interrupt your regularly scheduled Saturday morning programming with this important announcement: you are not the father. I repeat not the father. Congratulations and have a nice day.
She left me naked in my bed and without my phone I had her give me her phone number on the calculator on my laptop. It might be fake.
Why would you hook up with someone whos known for peeibg in someones mouth
I'm still drunk. it's summer. I just need a hot dog and an aspirin.
I feel like telling him your vigina was older than him was not a good pick up line.
Let's be honest, I am pretty sketchy looking.
Be safe. If you have intercourse with a boy use so many condoms this his penis is no longer recognizable.
You peed all over his floor and had a bottle popped in your ass when you passed out. Don't tell me I'm "still living in my college days"
Why are there condoms taped to the handle of Tito’s?
I get horny when I drink, pregnant when I fuck and I never lose the booze unlike my purse
Randomize
