I'm drinking away my Christmas cash. People are going to get bar receipts as presents.
so...he totally just used scissors to cut up the weed. a wet paper towel to moisten the blunt....and a blow dryer so it wouldn't be wet. this dude either has the worst case of OCD or has the potential to be the next martha stewart.
High enough to fry lime slices.....tasted like shit, by the way
Ya bro it was wild. Hey, is latex digestible?
Dad, is it in any way illegal for me to run around throwing handfuls of lucky charms at people tomorrow?
you're kidding right?
How do I explain the handcuffs and tanning goggles on our living room floor? There's rope too. The cats love the rope.
Thanks for letting me in last night. I was drunkenly sleepwalking.
I'm gonna fuck that sweet little pussy of yours into absolute submission
Wow. Sorry. As soon as I sent that I felt inappropriate. But yes. Bring a sandwich after. Lol
I just woke up under my desk. Not to worry though, no one is in the office yet
I'M NOT READY TO BE AB ADULT YET!!!
when i got home she was standing in my front yard not wearing a shirt and halfway crying/ halfway laughing
I woke up at 4 am to a guy curled up in the fetal position sobbing in our front yard. Oh college.
Yeeah, I think a threesome is one of those wedding presents you can't register for at Bed Bath And Beyond..
I feel bad for her. If you sacrifice and have a chubby husband I feel that you assume he's not going to cheat on you....
At one point my little brother was Rocky Balboa'd by a stripper's tit
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