Dub. In the bra. Dub in the bra.
So... how did lowering your standards work out last night?
I think she would actually eat a penis if anyone was brave enough to let one near her mouth
I just want to know how you cleaned her puke off the twister mat with no gloves. And didn't throw up
You better get here soon. I'm about to spend $30 on a cactus online
The only way I could get him to agree to hook up with her is telling him I'd hook up with him next week.
Idk if you remember me telling you about him, but I gave him a hj under the stars. Kind of added a little disney aspect to the whole experience.
I told him if he went to see magic mike with me I'd cover his eyes during the penis parts
His lack of social graces and moral fiber complements mine nicely.
What's the polite way to tell someone she's a grown ass woman and she needs to start acting like it.
Girl, he's like catnip for my pussy.
Cocaine bath bombs are a really bad idea
I didn't even get crazy off of the coke so everything's fine. Also, I think I might have killed my aunt's dog..
Don't get mad at me now, you have my car and all the doughnuts
No one can touch me, I'm made of fruit.
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