I need a booty call who doesn't know my boyfriend or my friends.
She started to tell me how she goes to a shrink, so I started thinking how to sneak out of her place, then she said part of it was for her sex addiction, long story short she's got her clit peirced n I just got laid
Hey man, did I leave the bottom drawer to my refrigerator that I had beer in at your house by any chance?
when i was alone, his dick was there for me...
Did they have a limo or was i just stoned?
since you saved your number in my phone as "the hot chick you met last Friday" I don't know who you are either
You went down on Rachel in front me last night. Worst. Brother. Ever.
no. i discovered the *exact* amount of drugs i need to do to understand calculus.
Told some guy to hold your weave while you "tried" to kick his girlfriends ass...
My vag hurts but I feel vindicated
That is an interesting emotion combo
She curled up in the corner, screamed "THE BLANKET IS SO WARM" and promptly passed out with her face in the dogbed. No one bothered to reposition her.
I'm just waiting til he drunkenly pisses in his new man's car the way he always whipped it out and went Bellagio in mine.
Ok so I need a recap of last night...
YOU SPENT SIX DOLLARS AT NICKEL BEER NIGHT!!! How's that
i woke up on the third floor, naked in a closet.
I was so high last night that at one point I kept licking his neck saying he tasted like soap and truffles.
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