i was looking up hair salons in ithaca for the wedding and one is a hair salon/ sake bar! you can have sake or champagne while you get your hair done!
question, how would one sake-bomb while getting hair done without getting a horrible haircut?
I told him I was prego. He asked coul we do it without a condom now since I cldn't get any pregnanter. What an a-hole.
I had 4 margarita's and 2 mixed drinks and i blew zero's. Its a cinco de mayo miracle.
Stop making all the ice cubes only big enough to fit in your bong. It takes like 3 trays for a glass of ice water
she just built a cabin out of hotdogs and cooked it in the microwave.
now she is shaking the plate and mumbling "this is what california must feel like"
When I look at old family photos I know how jessica simpson feels when she watches dukes of hazzard
I have now slept with people from more countries than Ive actually visited. Can we make this a game somehow? Like foreign fuck buddy bingo?
Got him to take a shot from the drip pan on the George Forman. He's gone now.
I'm at home, drinking with my cat. While this is an enjoyable lifestyle, other plans are preferable.
I agree though, his intact virginity is truly the tragedy of the century.
I mean, who doesn't have an ex involved with bath salts?
$1 drinks and Playboy theme. I am never leaving this place
you just cant say you love him and then say you want to fuck your boss
Got my period and a UTI on the same day. Fuck you, Sunday.
when the cops came she just started yelling at them "Fuck the police! freedom of speech bitches!"
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