As your boss, I feel obligated to tell you that turning our management meeting into a kegger may just be the best idea you've given me yet.
i regret nothing . he quoted dr. suess . he deserved that bj .
just got booed by the entire restaurant.
So im guessing you dont remember the walk home, where you layed down in the alley and began to sing "threes company too" and when i told you to get up you had the nerve to tell me i was to drunk.
That's not a good night. A good night is waking up with no skirt, no money, and the imprint of the edge of the bar on your forehead.
I had fun watching you interact with the world around you. Like a fuckin 8 year old kid who just discovered build a bear but really wants a cigarette.
Sometimes you get drunk and fall out of a car. I never said it was glamorous.
I wouldn't blame my organs if they just decided to quit working after this weekend
Lost my virginity dressed as catwoman. He was dressed as batman. Glad I waited.
I still regret not being there for your blackout into the dumpster last year
I was going to say "wearing plaid doesn't make you gay, I wear plaid!" but then... heavy sigh
I'm the catering manager, it's not my job to stop 2 teenagers from fucking in the bathroom. I couldn't bring myself to stop that sort of young romance anyway, that's what I pay you people for
There are far too many naked dudes in your apartment, and they aren't even watching porn. I mean seriously, they've got the Lion King on.
I didn't think you wanted your identity stolen along with your dignity. My mistake.
Did I fall last night?
I wouldn't call it falling as much as you tried to lay on the sidewalk and proceeded to hit it face first.
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