Your brother just successfully got half the bar mostly naked
just smoked a bowl with my history teacher. i love community college
normally i wouldnt have blown him but he was on dawsons creek.. i love dawsons creek.
i woke up wearing her shoes. this night isn't going on my highlight reel
Alas, very true. I'll sell some of my eggs and give you like 10%
And with my 90% I'll get a scooter with a sidecar. And a pony. Also with sidecar.
You have all been randomly chosen to participate in a new game called: how high was I? If you have any information about this or about where my clothing items went give me a shout. Thanks an good luck.
i love you man. i hope we fuck some serious shit up this summer.
My dick hurts from so many people grabbing it last night. We're not going back to that club
I've got my wine, though it wasnt very good so I threw a sour patch kid in it
On our way there. Drinking my beer out of a coffee pot. Cuz it's my bday
am i new drunk or am i still drunk
Before we have sex for the first time I would like "eye of the tiger" to be playing to mentally prepare me for what I'm about to endure.
Just saw a rice crispy commercial and got emotional. I need to go home.
It's the eve of Christ's birthday and I'm sending pictures of my tits
Who knew sons of strippers would be really feminist boyfriends?
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