I'm scared
There's nothing to be scared of. My penis is average size.
That's what I'm afraid of
The sex toys I ordered are being shipped to my billing address instead of shipping address. Take a guess where they're on their way to right now - my parents' house. And the package has to be signed for so there's no way around it. Fuck.
she literally pooped in the closet. i sent the picture to everyone i know.
Thanks for sticking it out with old horseface last night... I owe you one buddy.
I don't know, But i remember him licking ecstasy off my boobs and my boyfriend cheering him on
So did he inherit the massive family cock?
:(
if the furniture in my bedroom wasn't shape shifting... this would be a different story.
First time for everything: started posting a Facebook comment, decided I'm not quite sober enough. Progress.
I just got stoned alone and repierced my nose. don't ever tell me I'm unaccomplished
I just got stoned by myself and am eating cookies so I'm right there with you
I just had to close my blinds so my neighbors wouldn't see me drinking a beer at 9 am. GO CHIEFS!
I just hooked up with a one legged Australian guy. Hooray diversity!
For a girl who cried from fear the last time she was asked out, this. Is. TERRIFYING!
The only people allowed to make me cry are myself and Chris Hemsworth as Thor. And me.
You said if the geese can walk on the lake so can I.
It's my birthday. I should be drinking mimosas in a top hat, not working.
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