Just tipped at a bar in cheerios. Suck it.
all i remember is you climbed in a garbage can and said you were trashed
Getting high on the stoop of a brownstone in the middle oh harlem. Doesn't get much more hey arnold than this.
So, I had a dream last night that girls approached guys at the bar and said things like "i would like to pleasure you tonight." No drink buying, no sweet talking or ANYTHING.....it. was. awesome.
Currently bar hopping with 30 Navy SEALS. I know i'm safe but damn its hard to pick up chicks when you feel like a big pussy.
i'm pretty sure i'm on the same train we took last friday..
what?how do you know?
it appears they have not cleaned up your vomit yet.
So squirting runs in the family.
You leave me no choice. Your vagina is grounded. It can just sit there and think about what it's done.
Those titties aren't worth a lifetime of listening to her talk about gluten free yams and japanese manga.
You shouldn't do laundry high cus pink.
I just remember lots of butts and something about ranch dressing.
I mayyyyy have moaned a name that wasn't his
So the door man at the local dispensary started giving me motivational talks about my beard...
Heading there now. Already have a boner.
...okay, you can't just say 'masturbating llama' and not explain yourself
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