You guys sftrill at mcdondalds?!!!!
Yes.
fuckin bring me a cheseburgeria
New beer pong partner names "Bus Boys" ... We clear tables
I just wnated to let you know that I laminated my history notes so i can study in the shower.
I knew it was different as soon as you told me you slept with him and didn't tell me about his dick
Take this only to mean that we love you, but we're having a serious, half-hour, hypothetical discussion about how far we think we could throw you.
This escort grabbed my boyfriends ass and it became clear, he fucked pretty much anything he could find prior to dating me.
We got kicked out after you decided to chase your shot using the soda gun behind the bar.
My final act is to send you this message. I love you. Tell my family that I love them. Except my dad. Tell him I said "Eh..." while rocking your hand side to side. And tell Tim that I will always love the idea of him. Tell Caleb I love him so. Take care of Miss Kitty Fantastico. Tell the world that I will watch over. Good bye. I love you.
I choose McDonald's breakfast at 1:28am over sex anytime
Are you planning on wandering into construction sites drunk and falling down 6' holes?
probably
But idk if I cried about life then banged him or banged him and then cried. Chicken or the egg?
Bouncer came into the bathrooms to tell us the old one-person-per-stall rule, realised it was two girls banging, and left us to it. Lesbiperks.
I know. His dick was small at the top and got bigger at the bottom, like a fucking curling wand.
I just texted him from the other room to come have sex with me-stress relieved
You are such a millennial
I have post one night stand depression
Randomize
