i blacked out hard core.. it was bad peeeed muh bed
you miss my big massive throbbing cock dont you?
Woah.
that's not how you spell hell yes.
i just won an entire level on word mole with the word 'clitoris'
Had to use the product locator on on the four loko website to find them at home. Got to go in the backroom of a grocery store to get them. Dedication.
He said it. He actually said "yes it's in".
He refused to pierce my nipples, saying they are the best he's ever seen and that blemishing them would be a crime
I should not be so motivated by a penis, but I am
But he has cupcakes AND I'm guaranteed an orgasm. .. I feel like I shouldn't even have to actually make a decision here.
There's no discreet way to sneak a cucumber into the shower lol
I think I need to see a chiropractor after giving that blow job
We need a hype man... Like a DMX type dude to just up the ante constantly...
I feel like dick that good should always be within a five kilometre radius of me.
I just came rly close to telling a dude that I want to chew on him and there should be an oil painting of his ass up in the louvre before I realized that isn't how flirting is supposed to go
I told him that we shouldn't complicate things. He responded with a dick pic.
I just walked into my kitchen and my little brother is standing with his face two inches from the clock, staring at it, and eating an apple. I asked wtf he was doing and he just goes "the hour hand is moving VERY slowly".
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