Someone shit on the floor
I have been thinking about it and I am really glad we decided to order helmets.
I don't apprectiate you insinuating that my breasts have a sort of bremuda triangle effect
DO IT!!! IT MUST BE FATE THAT I GAVE YOU THAT CONDOM!!!!
How come ATM is perfectly acceptable, yet not washing your hands after you poo is socially reprehensible?
no you cant smoke seaweed
Does he know anything about your personal life besides what you look like without clothes on?
Even my Russian and Serbian roommates think I drink to much.
It's safe to say that bucket of tequila night can NEVER HAPPEN AGAIN.
by "whatever happens, happens" i meant "we are totally hooking up again on tuesday." i thought that was obvious.
I have a lot of questions this morning, most of them start with "Did I..."
The Easter dress struggle is real
Yep. Just had to pull mine off to puke.
YOU IS KIND. YOU IS SMART. YOU IS IMPORTANT. YOU IS CLEANING YOUR OWN VOMIT.
Named all the presidents in order between puke sessions while semi conscious so that's a thing I can do now
Oh my god if I have to go on fetlife to find a guy who will fuck me right around here, I'm going to scream.
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