My aunt just said- "pizza is like sex. Even if it ain't good it ain't bad." Obviously she doesn't know us too well.
I left when they started reinacting what appeared to be a jerry springer episode
she was most def 27.5% uglier than a troll, but the sex was great
He violated my cat. I was not impressed.
The family from the blindsided came and talked to us last night. The dad owns 68 taco bells. You would have been so inspired
just had a flashback of you pouring champagne into my mouth from someones balcony..
Oh shut up man. Once the police get involved its every man for themself.
I bought an american flag today and by god im gonna fuck someone on it
I wonder how your parents would feel if the scarf they gave me for Christmas is mainly being used for a blindfold during sex...
I got with him in my watermelon costume so ya you owe me $1
I'm still not 100% sure who I'm sleeping with
I think drunk me is trying to kill me.
Idk. The bad part of me thinks it's a good idea. The bad part is also the stupid part.
Why are we so out going and care free I can't wait for maturity to kick in so we stop having 700 dollar bar tabs
It smells like graded cheese and febreze in the family room what the hell have you been up to???
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