Question. A woman tells her guy she's on birth control. Stops taking it to have a kid to force the guy to be responsible and with her. What rights does that guy have
None he's f-d
is the fantasy fufillment of sex in a hot tub worth the possible infection?
Having sex with her was like reading the Wall Street Journal.
She puked in the bank of America parking lot? Awesome.
Yeah, figured I'd deposit my check while we were there.
Do you think she will like "you don't have to swallow this time" gift certificates for Xmas?
There was probably a tattoo above her soulless vagina that read 'it's a trap!' Yet you ignored it
Hey, ok if I kidnap you? I wanna test a theory.
if girls can go out in miniskirts and reveal their thongs, I should be able to wear a sheer dress with boyshorts with the word love bedazzled on my ass.
This is why you're my favorite.
Hey super random I have you in my phone as "downtown likes to go fishing girl" haha does that sound like you
Thanks to that wedding, I got to use the term "finger bang" more than I have since high school.
So I fucked him. Then I MC Hammer'd to the bathroom, where I did the robot in celebration of my accomplishment. And then I spent 10 mins fixing my toilet. But YOLO.
We had sex to beyonce's "drunk in love" and then he order me pizza. It was perf
fyi, pepper spray hurts. whoever comes up with the best backstory wins a prize.
who knew magic tricks and sex would actually go together?
Is it totally acceptable to fuck a co-worker even though we don't speak the same language?
Why do you even have to ask me that question
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