We made it safely. Thanks for the call though.
Why are handjobs necessary in class?
I've rolled joints bigger than that penis.
angela screamed across the room SHES A CHAMP when i told the pharmacist plan b doesnt make me throw up
My parents just told me I first got drunk when I was 4. Successsssssss
I passed out leaning next to a light pole. When the cop woke me up at 4 AM, I told him I was a block away from the apt, just had to stop to make a puke pit stop.
he's speaking broken english and calling me isaac.. this is not the australian i ordered for a one nighter
I'm venturing to your corner of this sin house in t minus 2 minutes.
My ex wife just asked to go over our divorce papers and for sex in the same text
People dont know what to do when a naked fat guy is running towards them. they panic
He came on my pillow pet. That's unacceptable. I hate boys.
blue gatorade loses no color upon regurgitation
Is it just me or is it like a girl gets married and all of a sudden she’s a “blogger”?
So hungover that I might just sit in my car and wait until chipotle opens...in two hours...
But you''re still having sex with him. And a hobo convinced you to.
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