Is Jonathan Taylor Thomas a gay? I need you to google search it for me. Its important
any plan I had today of being a productive member of society, I am officially throwing out the window.
Give me one situation where peeing in your garage could be a bad idea
He kept referring to his penis a his "love gun"
I'm at the bar and they've turned up lady gaga to cover the sound of the fire alarm.
Watching Argentina vs Germany during a wedding on an iPhone. Thank you Steve Jobs.
I wouldn't necessarily say I'm in her pants...I'd say I'm more on the on ramp to the freeway to the long way to her pants. There really isn't a short cut.
I just found a thank you note I apparently wrote to my bed last night for letting me borrow the comforter.
She told me my parents were awesome for leaving me uncircumcised...
We just threw our carpet out of our room. Via fourth floor window style.
and ive been naked for the greater part of the evening. alone, drunk, and naked. i think that is how all great interventions start.
I was wondering why he was in my phone as "Cat Guy", he seemed pretty normal. Then when we woke up he was wearing a shirt with a picture of his cat on it. The name stays.
A bee came out of the shoe box and stung her. Even the insect community doesn't want her in those hideous things.
I woke up naked to an alarm set for 11:18 pm and missing a shoe. How was your night?
I'm sorry, I'm tired, I can't play long distance cockblock anymore. Good night don't get too pregnant.
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