My milkshake brings 85 to 90 percent of the boys to the yard
On my way, I hope you have alcohol for me to blame stuff on...
Black Friday shoppers are ridiculous. I think I just watched a marriage end.
your suggestions for charades were, getting sucked into an aircraft turbine, getting raped by a dolphin, and having sex with a vacuum cleaner. you got your own, and actually used a vacuum cleaner as a prop.
so she sprained her ankle somehow and her friend had to carry her out while all 7 of us watched. do we even need to vote on that or is that automatic induction into the hall of shame?
her night didn't end so well, both of her boyfriends got arrested... together.
You just kept yelling at the cabby "I own this cab" and insisted on smoking with all the windows up
They got their marriage license when they were at the courthouse for her arraignment.
You don't have to believe me. My vagina knows it happened.
Made out with a girl in a wheelchair and rode her around while I was blackout. On a new level.
I was dressed as bob Ross as this occurred
He calls it "his noble steed" and i plan to ride it.
My night ended with Em alternately crying and throwing up in the arms of a guy wearing a cutoff and a tiara. I sat holding a garbage can and wine glass full of water wondering how our night got to this point.
May he have a McRib induced stroke and lose the feeling in his tastebuds.
I met someone else! And I had a wonderful orgasm! And he wants to see me again, like take me out!
I deleted all traces of him from my phone
even the dick picks he sent you?
no are you nuts? saved that shit to my camera roll
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