If there's anything in this world better than hotboxing in the rain I haven't found it yet.
Agreed
haha i think we're both just down to be fuck buddies..but i do have a hickey and a bit of a big lip and fucking burns on my knees..note to self hooking up on a golf course is NOT that exciting
he just tried to lick my eyebrow. thats the deal breaker.
just customized my debit card w a pic of me ralphing over the toilet. figure it'll give the bar keep a good cut off est and for shits n giggles when buying my handles at the liqour store
There is a clear recurring theme of me having sex in restrooms that really needs to stops
Apparently suggesting that she was the kind of girl who might be expected to kill someone's pets hurt her feelings...
I put the condom across her upper lip. It was like a mustache of a job well done.
Dave, I love you but you're barking up the wrong lesbian. You sir are the competition. You don't threesome with competition.
do you want me to tag you in the pics from the party?
Hmm. Use your judgment. Bootlicking pics are probably not ok. Otherwise fine.
I tried snowmobiling at 2 am. I broke my glasses. You're right. Things do get out of control.
I'm in his bed with no pants on and he's just eating a sloppy joe
I don't think I'll get invited back. I drunkenly told her that her kids would be perfect for a pro-abortion campaign.
I tried to get more sleep but the universe decided I needed a drunken freshman instead
Im pretty sure I didnt bang him becasue I woke up at 6am to him jerking off with a fleshlight right next to me in bed ... He made himself cum and was moaning my name ... MOST AKWARD EXPIERENCE OF MY LIFE
I dont know. He's too private. After you fuck him find out his secrets.
Randomize
