So why didn't Edward and the Cullens just kill Hitler?
You need to stop watching Twilight.
my nick name has gotton too long over the years..C.T.P.S.G.F.P.G.......cock tease private school groupie frat party groupie.
She referred to her collection of sex toys as an "arsenal." I'm not sure whether to be scared or excited....
No.. It's totally over.. He deleted the poke I sent him.. That makes it official.
I thought I walked in on an orgy of smurfs. Man I love shrooms
Code red. She won't talk to me. Maybe it has something to do with her raccoon eyes. Perry said there was a brief moment of towel fighting until you passed out. Did you draw the turtle on my ass?
It's tough not drinking when the bartender adds rum to your coke without telling you, and doesn't charge you
The last thing I remember is singing hotel California with a hobo and asking every bald man I saw if I could touch his head.
She was nothing like her profile said, we had nothing in common, and her picture mustve been like 30 pounds ago. But yeah we hooked up
A hefty woman and I mean hefty shoved her number in my pocket at the gym without as much as a hello, winked and kept walking. Going to use your bed to defile her, don't want her to know where I live or have my neighbors see! Thanks, you're a pal!
I made it 1 week... 5 business days at my new job before sleeping with my coworker.
He walked into the bar with a pillow and put his head down...nuff said
Is it possible for mice to climb? If so I think mice are climbing into my bed in the night and playing with my hair..
Considering what happened last night and how horrible I feel, I look amazing
The bar brought brought it upon themselves, they played billy joels piano man before closing, it's not our fault the bar isn't a bar anymore, right?
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